Steve Austin, space drones and the intricacies of athletic and performance apparel

Remember “The Six Million Dollar Man”? Who wouldn’t want to be Steve Austin, with his bionic powers and awesome track suits? Sure, there’s the whole surviving a terrible plane crash, followed by hours of experimental and dangerous surgery. And the government probably would want a return on its investment, which is likely why Austin spent most of his time fighting malfunctioning space robots or Sasquatch, as opposed to making a mint playing pro tennis. On second thought, maybe being the Six Million Dollar Man doesn’t sound so good after all.