The Joy of (Promotional) Cooking

Kitchens. One room, so much stuff. Blenders, spoons, frosting knives, pickle forks, frosting forks, mixing bowls, cake-traps, pizza-houses, beer steins, beer traps, poodle-shaped dish sponges, hand towels, that thing you put butter in when a girl is coming over and might look in your fridge, wine openers, bottle openers, plates (both with and without classy leaf patterns), olive carousels, carousel olives, etc. The list could continue indefinitely, which is fine if you're a cooking or olive-carousel enthusiast. If you've got to pick one or two good products for a kitchen promotion though? Much less so.