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By Michael Cornnell

About Michael

Michael Cornnell is Associate Editor for Promo Marketing Magazine.

 

Compliance Chat

Jeff Jacobs
So You've Got a Recall. What Now?
Jul 25, 2014

It wasn't very long ago, working as a promotional products end-user client that I thought of product safety as pretty...



Jeff's Rant

Jeff Solomon, MAS
Maintaining Profitability—Part 1
Jul 24, 2014

The news of a well-known supplier with a long history closing their doors stunned the industry recently. This isn’t the...



Selling Smarter

Rosalie Marcus
What's in Your T-shirt Drawer?
Jul 22, 2014

The imprinted T-shirts that you keep and wear can tell a lot about your life, your interests and your priorities....



Kiwi's Coaching Corner

Paul  Kiewiet
What? What? What? (Ask 'What?' Three Times) Part 3 of 'Get Curious About Your Business'
Jul 17, 2014

Most of us never plan. We don’t plan to fail. We don’t plan to succeed either. The purpose of this...



Not So Technically Speaking

Dale Denham
While You Were Typing
Jul 15, 2014

I cannot believe you are still using your fingers to type on your phone!...



Beyond Words

Rebecca Kollmann, MAS+
Group Text
Jul 14, 2014

Group texts fall into the same category as "reply to all" in an email. They have their place, but should...



Embellished

Kyle Richardson
The Best Laid Plans
Jul 11, 2014

Why it's always smart to keep a planner with your schedule and important documents, and why it's never smart to...



Million Dollar Mindset with Greg Muzzillo

Greg Muzzillo
Are You Suffering from Calculator-itis?
Jul 7, 2014

Are you suffering from calculator-itis? Calculator-itis is a common symptom among salespeople. Most of us suffer from this more than...



Promotional Fashionista

Colleen McKenna
5 Soccer Promotions for After the World Cup
Jul 1, 2014

Studies show that Americans prefer soccer to NASCAR. Here are five items to sell to soccer fans....



Be Bold, Be Different, Be Memorable

Rick Greene, MAS
Source Your Inner Iron Man
Jun 11, 2014

Be a hero. Look for opportunities to swoop in and save the day. Source your inner Thor or Wonder Woman....



The Hot Button

Mary Ellen Sokalski, MAS
"How It's Made" Can Make You More
Jun 11, 2014

The show "How Its Made" is celebrating its 22nd season on television. How can we be a hit, season after season,...



Quick Thoughts by Cliff Quicksell, MAS

Cliff Quicksell, MAS
Presentation Keys are Essential to Your Ultimate Success
May 29, 2014

As a speaker, it is imperative to follow a certain set of standards to stay on top of my game....



Be Dazzled

Elise Hacking Carr
Got Control Issues?
May 14, 2014

Does chaos define you? How you respond to certain situations says a lot about your character. Here are five quotes...



Guest Blogs

Guest Contributor
The Anatomy of Emotional Marketing
Apr 11, 2014

You've probably heard the old adage: "It's the thought that counts." This could not be any truer, especially in business. When...



Big Picture Promo

Matt Kaspari, CAS
Meeting Clients Where They Are
Oct 24, 2013

Promotional marketing is at its best when it empowers a client’s brand, meets his or her objectives and fits within...



My Two Cents

Rick Brenner
For Promotional Product Sales, Protect Your Client's Brand
Jun 3, 2013

Whether you are selling to a global brand like Nike or to your local YMCA, no single asset is more...



Friday Sales-thought of the Week!

Dale Limes, MAS
Reverse Engineer Your Sales Success
Mar 18, 2013

Steven Covey reminds us that when setting goals ... "Start with the end in mind." That is to visualize the...



Editor's Notes

Nichole Stella
The Perfect Match
Mar 5, 2013

The Super Bowl has also become the Ad Bowl, where brands duke it out to see who has the funniest,...



The Sales Challenge

Bill Farquharson
Think and Succeed
May 29, 2012

What would happen if you woke up in the morning and your first thought was, "I am never going to...



Creating More Purposeful Sales Conversations

Lisa Leitch, CSP, MAS
Under 100 Days to Achieve 2011 Goals
Oct 20, 2011

It's hard to believe, but there are fewer than 100 days left to achieve 2011 goals! Are you on track...



What To Do When There's No Internet At Your Office

 
As I write this, there is no Internet in our office. I don't know why, just one of those cruel quirks of modern life I guess: Whenever you have a literally measureless volume of work to do, the silly-yet-hopelessly vital technology that you've based your entire career on will absolutely die and be unresponsive to your prayers/pleading strings of curse-words for at least two hours.  

This is not a good situation to be in.

There is as an upside to the Internet's gut-wrenching connection fickleness though: like a bad girlfriend or debilitating back pain, your Internet connection will always come back. Comcast sends a truck, your I.T. guy does his thing, the stars realign. Whatever needs to happen, eventually it does and the Internet is back and providing you with cat gifs, email access and all the other things you need to get your job done. Until that happens though, there are a couple things you can do to pass the time:

  1. Drink Coffee
    This is always the first thing you should do when you need to stall for time. Caffeine is a scientifically proven mood-elevator, as is drinking hot things that you can put sugar in. If you've made some poor life choices, you can substitute in tea, though I wouldn't personally recommend it.
  2. Check In With Your Coworkers
    When's the last time you talked to your coworkers? What about your family? Take a few minutes to see how your coworkers' weekends went or why your daughter keeps getting suspended for "stealing cars and generally inciting anarchism." (There's a small chance the latter might be your fault, so it's probably worth at least checking on. You know, to protect yourself legally.)
  3. Try And Fix Your Internet Problem
    Is fixing the Internet your responsibility? If so, that sucks, but now's definitely the time to get on the phone/into the guts of your computer and start fixing things. If the Internet isn't your prob, hooray! Pass that bad boy straight to the correct person like it's a promotion wrapped in hundred-dollar bills and move on to step four.
  4. Is There Any Work You Can Do Offline?
    Even though the answer is probably "No, you idiot, that's the whole problem here" really make an effort to find something you can work on. Were you farsighted enough to keep anything offline? Some accounts books? A catalog? A business plan? Whatever you can find, be it a neglected side project or just a silly blog post, enjoy your "gift" of free time to get a little work done on it. Also, now would be a good time to make a list of things that should have an offline backup, if and when your internet goes down in the future.
  5. Wait
    Repeat steps one through four until your Internet is back. If you get bored, consider adding secret step 4a: Driving to Starbucks and buying like 16 cake pops/starting a fun and self-destructive habit, like chain-smoking or reading the newspaper.

That's it for this week guys. Our Internet is back, so time to get back to the grind. As always, thanks for reading and see you all next week!

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MONDAY MIKE FACT: My girlfriend somehow knows everything about coffee, and is really good at ordering crazy fun drinks at Starbucks.

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