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By Colleen McKenna

About Colleen

Colleen McKenna is Production Editor for Promo Marketing Magazine.
 

Lights, Camera, Promotion!

Brittany Hahn
Beards and The 2015 Buyer's Guide
Nov 26, 2014

You're probably wondering what beards have to do with the Buyer's Guide. The answer is in the video below. It...



Quick Thoughts by Cliff Quicksell, MAS

Cliff Quicksell, MAS
Athletics and Business Intertwine to Show Life Lessons: Thoughts from an Athlete Parent
Nov 24, 2014

As I was growing up—and even to this day, I am very involved in athletics. As a high-schooler and through...



Not So Technically Speaking

Dale Denham
6 Reasons to Move to Microsoft Office 365
Nov 18, 2014

2015 is the right time for you to plan to upgrade to the latest version of Microsoft Office, Office 365....



Beyond Words

Rebecca Kollmann, MAS+
Taming the Monster
Nov 17, 2014

Today, we’re going to look at something very small, but also very important. It’s unseen by many, lurking in the...



Compliance Chat

Jeff Jacobs
The Rules for Beer Pong
Nov 14, 2014

There are lots of recyclables and choices on who takes what. With a little education you can still keep to your...



Jeff's Rant

Jeff Solomon, MAS
Why Should You Do This?
Nov 13, 2014

I'm writing this while recovering from a big race in our town. Sitting here sore in a few places, I...



Selling Smarter

Rosalie Marcus
7 Ways to Get Paid Faster
Nov 11, 2014

Recently, I had a coaching call with a promotional products distributor who was frustrated because some of her clients were...



Kiwi's Coaching Corner

Paul  Kiewiet
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Nov 6, 2014

To what lengths will you go to make yourself remarkable to your clients? If you're not willing to think harder...



Million Dollar Mindset with Greg Muzzillo

Greg Muzzillo
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Nov 3, 2014

Our business is about building the lifestyles of our dreams. And to create the lifestyle you’ve always wanted to live...



Be Bold, Be Different, Be Memorable

Rick Greene, MAS
Setting Annual Sales Goals are a Waste of Time II—Sales Goals Strike Back
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For some people, setting sales goals is not a waste of time. It's all about perceptions, really—perceptions that empower and...



Guest Blogs

Guest Contributor
How Can a 3D Printer Make You Money?
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One of the most difficult parts of getting the sale is showing the customer exactly what they want when they...



Editor's Notes

Nichole Stella
The Perfect Match
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The Super Bowl has also become the Ad Bowl, where brands duke it out to see who has the funniest,...



Embellished

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Why it's always smart to keep a planner with your schedule and important documents, and why it's never smart to...



Mike's Blog

Michael Cornnell
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Ranking #19 on the Top 50 List, Black shares his thoughts on the future of the industry and what has...



The Hot Button

Mary Ellen Sokalski, MAS
"How It's Made" Can Make You More
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The show "How Its Made" is celebrating its 22nd season on television. How can we be a hit, season after season,...



Be Dazzled

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Does chaos define you? How you respond to certain situations says a lot about your character. Here are five quotes...



Big Picture Promo

Matt Kaspari, CAS
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Promotional marketing is at its best when it empowers a client’s brand, meets his or her objectives and fits within...



My Two Cents

Rick Brenner
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Whether you are selling to a global brand like Nike or to your local YMCA, no single asset is more...



Friday Sales-thought of the Week!

Dale Limes, MAS
Reverse Engineer Your Sales Success
Mar 18, 2013

Steven Covey reminds us that when setting goals ... "Start with the end in mind." That is to visualize the...



The Sales Challenge

Bill Farquharson
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What would happen if you woke up in the morning and your first thought was, "I am never going to...



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Lisa Leitch, CSP, MAS
Under 100 Days to Achieve 2011 Goals
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It's hard to believe, but there are fewer than 100 days left to achieve 2011 goals! Are you on track...



Zombies Need Promotional Goods Too

 
Happy Halloween! I hope everyone on the East Coast got through Hurricane Sandy in one piece. Now that we are back in the office, we need to get down to important business: Halloween. Last week we received some ghoulishly great promotional items from Harcos Labs. So in honor of imprints and All Hallow's Eve, here is a review of some of the spookiest promotional items in the industry.


Personal Care: Every good costume-wearer knows to scrub up before heading out to trick-or-treat. That is where the Bath from the Dead bar of soap comes in. The herb-filled soap (rosemary and lemongrass are the most fragrant) will give users a "refreshing flesh scent" before eating brains or whatever they do for fun.

Trick-or-treating can bring as many germs as candy, so Halloween-loving end-users may want to bring the Anti-Zombie Spray. The anti-bacterial spray works and smells like other anti-bacterial sprays, but has the added benefit of being zombie-proof (very important on Halloween or if you plan on reenacting Thriller anytime soon).

Walking around for a few hours gathering candy (or supervising your children while they gather candy) is tiring so end-users can relax in a bath with Zombie Bath Salts. The packaging encourages users to add the salts to a bath and "watch what happens." Scenes from The Walking Dead might follow, but in a fun-filled, haunted house way.


Candy: The purpose of Halloween for most children (ahem, and adults) is candy. Free candy. Lots of it. Now end-users can couple their need for sugar with their love of Halloween spooks. The Brain Bits taste like Nerds (fittingly, I suppose). I'm not sure if they made me smarter, but I sure did finish this blog quickly during the sugar rush that followed consuming them.

There are energy chews for runners, so why not have them for zombie hunters? Harcos Labs introduces the Dead on Zombie Target red licorice-flavored candies to "help your aim and shoot down zombies," because no one wants zombies messing up a perfectly good night of trick-or-treating.

Finally, the Foaming Zombie Candy does in fact make you foam at the mouth, especially if you consume all of it at once. I don't think I am a zombie (yet), but the foam is scary fun. Note: DO NOT use foaming zombie candy at work and then go talk to a coworker. They may think you are ill (mentally or otherwise). DO use foaming zombie candy if you want to startle trick-or-treaters.


Food: OK, so maybe your clients are not candy people or they want to spread their love of Halloween to main meals as well as candy desserts. For those end-buyers, try some devilishly delicious salty treats like Crusty Zombie Toenails, Zombie Pea Brains, Dried Zombie Skin and Zombie Jerky. Don't be fooled by the gruesome names, the toenails taste like sesame seeds, the brains like wasabi peas, the skin like dried seaweed and the jerky like…jerky with teriyaki seasoning (apparently zombies are zesty).

These personal care items and edibles can be used year-round, not just around Halloween. Maybe your client wants to throw a zombie-themed holiday party, is looking to add something unexpected to a current program or knows their end-users will get a kick out of the unconventional products. To summarize my review: Spooky soap and zombie candy from Harcos Labs is scary good!

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