Cheetos Introduces Very Cheesy Merchandise

Has everyone moved on from the horrible headline yet? Good.

Cheetos, the well-known snack brand, has introduced a full line of merchandise. While one might expect basic merchandise, like T-shirts or posters, Cheetos has gone to the extreme.

The line includes some pretty interesting, non-edible items, like:

"Cheeteau" Perfume

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Cuff Links

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"Big Cat Nap Sack and Cat Nap Cap"

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Cheetos Bronzer

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(We're pretty sure this is just the dust that sticks to our fingers after eating Cheetos.)

Toilet "Pawper"

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According to Esquire, Chester Cheeto, the anthropomorphic cheetah and (supposedly) fictional mascot for the brand, designed all the merchandise. So, it's still unknown who the real designer is.