PPAF and PPAMidwest Bet on the Super Bowl

“Sure, you guys won last year,” said PPAF vice president K.J. Summers. “Congrats, you land-lubbing knaves! As anyone in sales will tell you, last year ain’t this year. Tom Brady took a franchise that was dead in the water, put wind in its sails and charted a championship course. Every post-season foe has been left in the drink by the Buccaneers. With an arm that fires like 70 cannons on a Spanish Galleon, Brady takes the bounty and offers no quarter. We have raised our flags. The chase is on. We’re at a dead run. We have Chiefs in our sights. We’re coming for you, Kansas City. You can’t stop a 1000-ton Man O’ War on its home turf.”