A Bathing Suit Decorated in a Giant Prince Harry Face (and Other Insane Royal Wedding Merch)

With Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's royal wedding almost here, retailers have been churning out the royal wedding merch around the clock. Now that we're down to the wire, the merchandise has been getting even zanier.

Just this week, ASOS unveiled a royal wedding T-shirt that makes Prince Harry and Meghan Markle look more like a country singing couple than a pair of soon-to-be royals:

Credit: ASOS

The internet disapproved.

Even weirder, online printing service Bags of Love created these Prince Harry and Meghan Markle bathing suits to showcase their printing capabilities. As you can imagine, social media users lost their minds when these bad boys hit the web:

Of course you can now get Harry and Meghan swimsuits 💍👑🏊🇬🇧💑 https://t.co/2gRPcl8Ew4 Thanks for featuring us @MetroUK 💕@MirandaLarbi #RoyalWedding2018 #royalwedding #harryandmeghan pic.twitter.com/53LGLjtk6J

— Bags of Love (@BagsofloveUk) May 11, 2018

Then there's this "Fresh Prince"-inspired Prince Harry sweatshirt on Etsy:

Credit: Etsy

And this "Sparkle like Markle" sweatshirt on IWOOT:

Credit: IWOOT

And who wouldn't want this "When Harry Met Meghan" tote bag from Redbubble:

Credit: Redbubble

Even the Greensboro Grasshoppers, a Minor League Baseball team, are jumping on the bandwagon:

We cordially invite you to attend a red-carpet celebration of the Royal Wedding on Saturday, May 19th 🎉💍👑https://t.co/1m0jtBaFp3 pic.twitter.com/sbvcjT5C8B

— Greensboro Grasshoppers (@GSOHoppers) April 27, 2018

What crazy royal wedding merchandise have you seen?