Tesla Made a $50 Cybertruck Whistle to 'Blow the Whistle on Tesla'

By Brendan Menapace

Elon Musk’s job title has changed from billionaire inventor and entrepreneur to glorified billionaire internet troll. In addition to things like electric cars and spaceships, he spends quite a bit of time creating tongue-in-cheek products and frequently gets into Twitter battles with politicians whose ideals don’t align with his.

As he’s shown with the Boring Company flamethrower and Tesla Tequila, Musk has a flair for promotional products. His latest is the Cyberwhistle, a real whistle made to look like the pixelated Cybertruck and designed for customers to “blow the whistle on Tesla.”

Blow the whistle on Tesla!https://t.co/c86hLA0iQK

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 1, 2021

Oh, it costs $50 and it’s already sold out.

“Inspired by the Cybertruck, the limited-edition Cyberwhistle is a premium collectible made from medical-grade stainless steel with a polished finish,” the product description said, according to Engadget. “The whistle includes an integrated attachment feature for added versatility.”

It’s … a whistle, though. How many bells and, uh, whistles, does it need?

Part of the decision to roll this out was to spite Apple for releasing a $19 Apple-branded microfiber cloth.