What Is Up With Jared Leto's '30 Seconds to Mars' Merchandise?

If we could include emojis in our articles, this one would start with a giant face palm. We want to understand Jared Leto. We want to give him the benefit of the doubt. But when we saw his band's new merchandise, we concluded we must be living on two different planets.

Leto's band 30 Seconds to Mars has been touring the world in support of their "America" album, but it's the merchandise that has caught our attention.

Leto has been sporting a lot of the looks himself, and we've got to say he's not exactly pulling it off. Most recently he was spotting wearing a pink hoodie that listed the richest fashion models and their annual earnings. What does this have to do with his band? And What point is Leto is trying to make with this sweatshirt? Models are paid too much? Models run the world? Leto has struck out with all these models, and he's upset he missed out on these income opportunities? The questions are endless, and the price point is even more ridiculous. If you want to add this sweatshirt to your wardrobe, it will set you back $75.

Jared Leto’s pink hoodie printed with the highest earning models’ salaries is the ultimate street style bait: pic.twitter.com/kAdx0WWNys

— Alyssa Vingan (@alyssavingan) September 17, 2018

Next up we have a "WWJD" tee with "What Would Jared Do" at the bottom. Did we mention there's a drawing of Leto striking his best Jesus imitation?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmW3Z4jnIHq/?taken-by=30secondstomars

Let us save you the trouble: If you're ever in a situation wondering what Jared would do, just find yourself a rubber chicken.

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And don't even get us started on this gem:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkQIeXTncrC/?utm_source=ig_embed

You can check out the full merchandise collection here. Maybe you can make more sense of it than we can.