Paris Hilton

Elise Hacking Carr is editor-in-chief/content director for Print+Promo magazine.

When I’m out of ideas, I have an old stand-by I like to write about—I’m talking pre-Kardashian family. I’m not a fan of guessing games, so I’ll tell you straight up: it’s like Paris Hilton, duh. Unfortunately, my material is not “Be Dazzled” appropriate, but being that it’s mid-2012, you’ve probably heard it all anyway.

As Mark Twain said, "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." Paris Hilton has proven the second part isn't true, but Twain was still right about the first, so make your mark with a 100 Percent Polyester Wet-Die Tie from Buffalo Bay.

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