6 Things I Learned by not Watching the Oscars

I skipped watching the Oscars last night, and being the annoyingly introspective person that I am, I thought I would share some insights from my award-free evening. Maybe you'll learn something from my self-reflection, or maybe this will be the final stroke of boredom and irrelevance that drives you from my blog. Either way, sounds like a win/win for you to read on in my brilliant "6 Things I Learned by not Watching the Oscars," or perhaps better titiled, "What Terrible Awards Shows can Teach About Running a Business."