Here Comes the Bridal Promotion

The only downside of all this hoopla is that your mom is unlikely to approve of you taking offers from the highest bidder for your special day. It just might be construed as tacky and I’m inclined to agree.

But imagine a world where, if you don’t want to pay for something, you just make the entire thing one, giant promotional product. If the corner bar offered to pony up for half of your daughter’s communion celebration/bat mitzvah/destination wedding, would you be willing to hand out promotional pint glasses?