Incan Pictographs and Telephones
OPERATOR: (hangs up, possibly swearing quietly under his/her breath.)
Basically, this is a decent synopsis of me on the phone. Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong, because I sure don't know. Maybe I should prepare little songs, or involve more stories about ducklings in space? (Disney, call me. The ducks, they rap about the environment and finding true love. It'll be a blockbuster for the ages, I promise.)
CHARLES PLYTER FACT OF THE WEEK: Charles and I had some Perrier with lunch sometime last week. Out of context, typed out like this, it makes us seem weird. Instead of explaining the context however, I'll just say that Perrier is naturally carbonated because it comes from some magical underground source. What did you drink with lunch last week? Anything magical? No? Then it looks like Mike and Charles win again.