Intelligent Beams of Light

CHARLES PLYTER FACT OF THE WEEK: I think Charlie should write a book called “Yes Babies Sweat” and Other Facts About Infants Explained to 25-Year-Old Coworkers. It would be invaluable to have around the office, because then I wouldn't have to stop Charlie 30 seconds into every story about his son for basic biological information like “You mean kids can't gamble or help me smuggle fireworks into N.J. until they're five? Then why even have one?”