Like Da Vinci, Except the Opposite

Greetings loyal readers,

I finished up research for my article on computer accessories last week, and I can't believe all the crazy stuff I found. There are USB watches, Internet phones that are also mice, and MP3 players so complex they make iPods seem like sleekly designed doorjambs.

I'll be straight with you all, I'm a bit of a nerd (if you can't tell by the number of times I've referenced dragons or vampires in my blog), but I've never really encountered tech gear like this until I started working in this industry. I'm used to technology outings being simultaneously enraging and depressing affairs, like when I stand in the Verizon store for three hours wondering why all phones are confusing pieces of brittle plastic now, waiting for a teenager with a fairly bad haircut to up sell me five or six memory cards I won‘t use. If I was a distributor though, I could just pop onto Logomark's Web site and be like, "Oh, rad, a USB air freshener. What a fun and clever product. Having that sure would make me and my client happy." The array of cool tech stuff out there in our industry is just staggering.