The Headline Hall of Fame : Promotional Product Headlines

By Kyle A. Richardson

5. What's Wine is Yours - From this past March, Mike's blog reviewing a bottle from A+ Wine Design. He didn't actually give me any of this wine. He lies.

4. Onesie to Rule Them All - And in the diaper bind them.

3. Clean-up on Aisle Tote - The most recent edition to the list, from this month's issue of Promo Marketing.

2. A Tote Uncommon - The only headline I think I've ever refused to run because it was too embarrassingly bad, going way back to 2006. The product no longer exists and I can't find an image of it. Imagine a tote bag with a picture of King Tutankhamun. I can hear you groaning from here.

And the number one in the Headline Hall of Fame is...

1. Lenticular? I Hardly Know Her!

This is what we do all day. It's a rough job.

If any of you have the bad pun bug, pick out some products from our Search engine and write your own headlines in he comment section below. And if you don't like puns, I cannot believe you read this far.

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Kyle A. Richardson is the editorial director of Promo Marketing. He joined the company in 2006 brings more than a decade of publishing, marketing and media experience to the magazine. If you see him, buy him a drink.