The War Against September

It's that oh-so special Monday that marks the beginning of our new production cycle, wherein I celebrate the death of August's workload and gird myself for the war against September. Thankfully the real combat for Sept. has yet to begin, so I have a little time to share with you my story angles for the month before spending three weeks fighting a violent and caffeine-filled trench war against our newest block of content. Come along with me as I enjoy my last bit of shore leave and detail for you the completely non-fictitious, totally serious premises for my office products, tote bag and "My Best Promotion" features.