5 Great Election-themed Promotional Products

If the embroidered "USA" on this cap's visor isn't enough, you could always get your preferred candidate's name or campaign logo emblazoned on the front. Plus, what this hat lacks in over-the-top, red-white-and-blue, stars-and-stripes, make-Uncle-Sam-proud intensity, it makes up for in ability to not make you look like a crazy person while wearing it.
Adams 6-Panel Mid-Profile Cap, alphabroder. (800) 523-4585

Look, we know elephants never forget and all, but we still aren't quite sure why you'd want to elect one to the Senate. (Same for Donkeys—what's with all these animals, anyway?) Still, if you must show your support for our pachyderm pals, this bag tag is a good choice.
Election Elephant Bag Tag, MOCAP. (800) 599-5599

Not going with "The 'Buck' (Never) Stops Here!" or "'Buck' The Trend: Vote Chambers" seems like a terrible waste of a pun-friendly nickname, but as FDR once said, elections are not won on puns alone. They are won, however, by blanketing people's yards with signs like this one. At least, that's what our neighbors would have us believe.
Yard Sign - 18 x 24", Pepco Promotional Products. (800) 527-1150

If you've ever thought, "Man, my house is nice, but it could really use some more of that late-1800s, hyper-patriotic political rally feel"—and honestly, who hasn't?—then you're in luck. Just throw on "The Stars and Stripes Forever" at max volume, hit the repeat button, and decorate every square inch of your house in these polyester flags.
4 x 8' Heavy Duty Polyester Pleated Fans, Quinn Flags. (800) 353-2468

Our inner cynic wants us to mention that this wind-up toy would make great satire about how politicians are soulless automatons, mere cogs in the political machine. But we told our inner cynic to quiet down, because we could watch this little dude shimmy across our desk for hours and it would never get old. He's so cute!
Wind-Up Political Guy, WOWLine. (800) 655-6650